everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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