Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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