i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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