Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
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You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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