Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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