How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
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I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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