apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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