its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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