You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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