I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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