Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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