some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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