this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
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Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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