Cold hands, warm shart.
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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