I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize