I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Green mimosas i think yes
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
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Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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