Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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