wrigley field is MILF paradise
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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