No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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