check it out our google latitudes are spooning
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
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Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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