i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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