2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
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Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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