i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
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