He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I need to calm my uterus...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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