Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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