pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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