in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
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Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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