It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
So vagazzling was a success
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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