Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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