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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
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He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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