So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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