the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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