We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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