North Korea, Best Korea!
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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