I am puke
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Couch. On fire.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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