just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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