Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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