Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
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If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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