You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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