Well apparently he's into motor boating.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
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i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
last night I used snow as a chaser
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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