i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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