You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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