im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
There's always time for handjobs
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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