Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
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I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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