As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
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Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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