i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I woke up under a house in Key West
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