did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
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I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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