You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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