I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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