I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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